wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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