The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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