How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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