Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Small penises have feelings too.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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