i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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