I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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