when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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