Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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