Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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