so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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