Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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