Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Do plants get herpes?
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