I cockslap morals
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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