Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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