Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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