her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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