do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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