are you so shy because you have an std?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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