I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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