Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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