I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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