five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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