so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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