Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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