How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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