he shaved USA in his pubs
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just had sex on a roof
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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