if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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