just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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