if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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