U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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