i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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