I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack