we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
