I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Fuck appropriateness.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
