it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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