ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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