I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
The air was thick with penises
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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