Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I need moral support for this bender
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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