You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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