Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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