let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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