i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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