Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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