I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
