I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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