Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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