you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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