on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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