so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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