I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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