Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
