I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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