you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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