so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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