awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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