I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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